The Grand Duchy of Great Eurasian Unions is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 474 million Turkishes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The strong Great Eurasian Unionsian economy, worth 26.7 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,430 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and Great Eurasian Unions has designated Grand Istanbul as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Eurasian Unions's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Great Eurasian Unions is ranked 150,731^st in the world and 249^th in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.